Just me, myself and I.: Archive

Apr 30th

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If Cell Block Tango had been in Season 2 over...

Emma: So, tell me what happened to Artie?
Santana: He had it coming, he had it coming, he only had himself to blame.
Emma: Santana...
Santana: Now, I'm standing in the hallway, at my locker before lunch, minding my own business. Over rolls crippled Artie in a jealous rage. 
Emma: Okay....
Santana: "You been doin' my girlfriend?!" he says. He was crazy and he kept on screamin'!
Emma: ...
Santana: "You been doin' my girlfriend!"
Emma: ...
Santana: And then he rolled into my knife.
Emma: 
Santana: He rolled into my knife ten times.
Emma: I think I have a pamphlet for that.

Apr 29th

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Holy shit. I’ve lost 20 pounds.

Apr 24th

Apr 22nd

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Apr 20th

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Apr 20th

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Apr 18th

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Apr 17th

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Apr 15th

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Apr 14th

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My friend and I went out to this pottery place and she painted this cute penguin piggy bank and I painted a mug blue with “I mustache you a question” and on the bottom it said “but I’ll shave it for later”. It took us like, 2 and a half hours to finish and both of them were so cute. Then we went out to Hooters and got dinner and it was all just fun.

Apr 14th

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Apr 14th

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Apr 14th

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Apr 14th

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Going to paint pottery with a friend tomorrow.

Apr 13th

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Apr 13th

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Apr 13th

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Apr 13th

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I’m just thankful Robert’s son’s birth stone is purple.

Apr 13th

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Apr 11th

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Apr 11th

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coituscolfer: sorry blaine who made you a fighter i couldn’t tell because you WEREN’T POINTING

Apr 11th

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Every morning when I put on my make up my left eye always starts watering… ruining any make up I have on that side.

Apr 10th

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if i follow you there is a 99.982132% chance that i want to message you but am too intimidated to

Apr 10th

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My sister: If I was a lesbian I'd blow into the girl's vagina so it'd make a little noise like *makes fart noise*

Apr 10th

Apr 9th

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plaitedgoldfandoms said: THAT BOOK UGH okay well be prepared to also cry I’m just saying It’s just so perf I literally cannot. The dialog and all the little details… and… THEIR LOVE IS JUST SO PERFECT!

Apr 9th

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We always have silent reading in English on Mondays and I was reading The Time Travelers Wife and the scene was just so funny and I was giggling and making noises and… everyone was looking at me. I think the only reason the teacher didn’t tell me to be quiet is because I’m probably the only kid who can get into a book.

Apr 9th

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Apr 9th

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sneakygays: glee — zombieland trailer

Apr 9th

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Apr 9th

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Unwell (I’m Not Crazy) - Matchbox20

Apr 9th

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Apr 9th

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If I ever become a teacher I’m going to have my students pair up and roleplay together for creative writing. They’d make up their characters, how the characters would be connected, face claims, etc. It’d be so fun!

Apr 9th

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Apr 8th

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Apr 8th

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damespock: cmcross: hotelbed: am i the only person who didn’t go to church this morning I think I would burst into flames if I stepped inside a church at this point… i’m not even sure where the nearest christian church is. what is a church?

Apr 8th

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