C: Did you sedate my mother?
H: It kicked in just in time. She’ll wake up in a couple hours, be good as new. Think of it as my birthday gift to you. You told me to keep my mouth shut, this is the only way I had a chance.
W: Leaving aside the fact that House is psychopath, I have to admit that I’m honestly I’m quite relieved. Your mother is well, she’s a handful. I feel… Oh, you’ve got to be kidding me. You… drug me gave?
H: Sorry. I honestly thought you’d be worse. *Wilson passes out* That was my gift to myself. 7x09